Otter Cruz Is At It Again.

Uh-oh, my cousin Otter Cruz is at it again... Look what he said!

"WANTED: A young lady to keep this guy warm at night. Heat is expensive, I don't like wearing sweats, I refuse to hold my dog, and alcohol doesn't warm me up. Non-PYTs need not apply.

Also, out of towners are welcome...just not for too long."

LOL. Sigh. Why do my cousins write such dorky things?

My Dorky Cousin.

Otter Cruz's (my older cousin) note to a young, Korean woman living in his apartment building.

"Dear Korean lady that lives in my building that doesn't have a ring on her finger,

You are so fine. Please give me the honor of wooing you with my Korean cooking skills. My gamjatang is to die for... And so are you.

Love,
Cruz"

LMFAOOOOOOOO! Oh, cousin. Is this dorkiness hereditary?