Thank God For Chipotle.

Cody: What are we all thankful for? What is the one thing that we appreciate that God has given us?
(Everyone thinks...)
New kid: Without God, we wouldn't have Chipole...
Cody: Yes! That... Is what I'm most thankful for. Without it, I wouldn't be fed. Without God and his Creations, I wouldn't have Chipotle!
(Everyone laughs)
Cody: And that's not a false covenant!

** Chipotle is an American version of a Mexican grill where they are known for their huge, fat burritos. It's delicious but it's not authentic Mexican food. It's basically the white-wash version of Mexican food! There you go. That's what I meant.

** Also, Cody is our "Sunday School" teacher even though he's like, a few years older than me. Our classes are within our age bracket and we're all taught by Elders that have already done their missionary call. So our class is taught by Cody. Haha. He's a cool dude.

Gospel Principles Class.

Chapter 5; The Creation (discussion)

Cody: Who would like to give us an idea of why God created Earth?
(Everyone's silent; I'm looking through the book...)
Elder Jeffery: Otter would like to answer that!
Otter: (wild eyes) WHAT?!
(Everyone laughs)

... -______-

** I did study it a day before class with Elder Jeffery but I didn't think he'd call me out! LOL. Last Sunday, when I introduced myself, I was sitting at the back of the class and everyone was looking at the front of the class and when I introduced myself, the moment I said "hi, my name is..." EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE ROOM SIMULTANEOUSLY TURNED AROUND AND LOOKED AT ME. It was... Awkward.

- Otter