OMG, WHY AM I GIGGLY?!

Blue Fox always textes me in the mornings so before I wake up, I have a text from him saying, "Morning" and attached to it is a smiley. He even said in the first phone call, "Are you sleepy? (no) Good, because I wasn't going to let you go yet." and "I don't want to go to sleep because I'm afraid of having a nightmare." and I said, "I promise you won't get one, sleep. You have work tomorrow." and he said, "Fine. But if I get a nightmare, it's all your fault." and I said, "I promise."

The next morning, he said, "You promised me that I wouldn't have a nightmare." and I replied, "Ohmygod, did you get one?!" and he told me, "No. I didn't. (laughs)" and I said, "Oh good! My powers worked!" and he replied (and I'm thinking of it as a joke), "Your powers work on me like stardust that fills the sky... Stratch that, that didn't make sense. Wait, no. It did. But it's too long. Nevermind."

Blue Fox: I'm still at church. We are about to go to eat with some homies and gangsters and mobsters.
Otter: What about the hustlers and the swindlers? You know they're good company, those hustler and swindler fellows. Invite them too!
Blue Fox: (literally laughs out loud)