"I said hi and he asked me how I am. OHMYGAHD WHY IS HE SO TALL??"
LMFAO!
Make a move. Hold his hand. Stick your hands in his back pants pocket. Tap his butt while he walks away. DO SOMETHING! This man needs to be yours! Before I get back, you guys should be married already. Or at least engaged.
Thanks Turtle!
Love,
Otter
Showing posts with label panda. Show all posts
Showing posts with label panda. Show all posts
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Friday, July 15, 2011
Panda, Noses and Ratios.
OMG, TURTLE. I WAS HOLDING MY BREATH WHILE READING YOUR PANDA STORY!
Congratulations on finishing your midterms and all the things that have been keeping you busy! You deserve a break even if it's a short one but seeing that you got a little something something from Panda, I think the excitement of your break has started!
Panda sounds so perfect~ And I lol'd at his drunk story. I giggled at the fact that he gave you a bear hug and I held my breath when he gave a kiss on the cheek. GAH!!! I think you guys need to hook up NOW. I want tons of godchildren from you and I want his genes in the mix... He's tall and huggable and he seems to have manners. Did he smell nice when you hugged him? And while we're on the topic of attributes, how is his nose?
LOL, yes. I have the same problem to. The nose needs to fit the face as well. It all needs to be of equal ratio... The mouth-face ratio cannot be too off, the nose-face ratio has to compliment each other and the eyes and face ratio needs to be appealing too. See, it all needs to fit.
I had a friend who was being introduced to a girl and apparently, we were told - yes, when I mean 'we', I mean him and I - that the girl was pretty. Since I'm very protective of - hmmm, let's call him PB - I'm very protective of PB because he's everything to me and if I'm going to send him off to a girl, that girl has to be hella badass with killer looks and a genuis brain that makes all human life form pitty itself. So when he finally met the girl, he freaked out and when I mean 'freak out' I mean, really freaked out in the inside because he didn't want to be rude to her in person. But let's jut say that she had the old-school Jewish nose... I'm not being mean to Jewish people but you have to admit, they didn't have great noses back in the day. It was similar to a nose of a Halloween witch and I'm not exaggerating either... I mean, the girl was pretty. She has nice green eyes, she had nice hair, her lips were fine and she had a nice, perfect and straight smile and she seemed to be in shape, she wasn't big or too thin but it wasn't to die for... BUT DEAR GOD, HER NOSE WAS HORRIBLE. Even if she got it fixed, chances are the children might get it and a 50/50 chance is all you need to say no. So, he didn't date her... PB didn't even keep in contact with her. LOL. That's how much it freaked him out.
Laughing,
Otter
Congratulations on finishing your midterms and all the things that have been keeping you busy! You deserve a break even if it's a short one but seeing that you got a little something something from Panda, I think the excitement of your break has started!
Panda sounds so perfect~ And I lol'd at his drunk story. I giggled at the fact that he gave you a bear hug and I held my breath when he gave a kiss on the cheek. GAH!!! I think you guys need to hook up NOW. I want tons of godchildren from you and I want his genes in the mix... He's tall and huggable and he seems to have manners. Did he smell nice when you hugged him? And while we're on the topic of attributes, how is his nose?
LOL, yes. I have the same problem to. The nose needs to fit the face as well. It all needs to be of equal ratio... The mouth-face ratio cannot be too off, the nose-face ratio has to compliment each other and the eyes and face ratio needs to be appealing too. See, it all needs to fit.
I had a friend who was being introduced to a girl and apparently, we were told - yes, when I mean 'we', I mean him and I - that the girl was pretty. Since I'm very protective of - hmmm, let's call him PB - I'm very protective of PB because he's everything to me and if I'm going to send him off to a girl, that girl has to be hella badass with killer looks and a genuis brain that makes all human life form pitty itself. So when he finally met the girl, he freaked out and when I mean 'freak out' I mean, really freaked out in the inside because he didn't want to be rude to her in person. But let's jut say that she had the old-school Jewish nose... I'm not being mean to Jewish people but you have to admit, they didn't have great noses back in the day. It was similar to a nose of a Halloween witch and I'm not exaggerating either... I mean, the girl was pretty. She has nice green eyes, she had nice hair, her lips were fine and she had a nice, perfect and straight smile and she seemed to be in shape, she wasn't big or too thin but it wasn't to die for... BUT DEAR GOD, HER NOSE WAS HORRIBLE. Even if she got it fixed, chances are the children might get it and a 50/50 chance is all you need to say no. So, he didn't date her... PB didn't even keep in contact with her. LOL. That's how much it freaked him out.
Laughing,
Otter
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Panda and Hugs
Yesterday, my classmate Kitty and I walked to the Main campus, with a little pitstop on the way to consume isaw (chicken guts!) and pig's ears. Nothin' like street food to celebrate the end of midterms. Then we continued to walk. Passing by a couple of fastfood areas, I saw Panda a couple of feet away.
I think it's amazing that I was able to identify him at a distance with his back to us. TROLOLOL.
Anyway, I pointed out to Kitty who Panda was as we passed him by. I didn't want to say hi coz I wasn't prepared to talk to him yet. I mean, I had no idea if my breath smells like vinegar or if I have bits of chicken gut stuck in my teeth or whatever. Kitty was all, "let's go back and you say hi!" (Kitty is Japanese, she sounds adorable speaking Tagalog.)
I was like, nooooooo...
Panda looks so friggin' immaculate in jeans and white polo shirt.
Kitty and I reached the front gate of the main building. Then the Angelus started since the clock had struck at 6pm. And everyone knows when the Angelus starts, nobody should move a muscle. So Kitty and I just talked and then she sees Panda making his way to our direction.
OHSHITOHSHIOHSHIT. "Say hi!" Kitty says to me. Panda was already in front of me, saying good-bye to a friend. I finally called out to him. "Tito!" I said. Yes, our group calls him tito as a term of endearment because he's got this paternal role thing going on. He looks up at me and beams. "Oh hey!" he says, and gives me a bear hug.
Like... OMG, I swear this man is genetically designed to be HUGGABLE. It was the best feeling ever! It was like hugging a tall teddy bear. He's tall and he's not skinny, so... yeeeeeaaah. I want my future boyfriend to be as tall and huggable as he is, if ever Panda and I don't have a shot. LOL.
Panda didn't even wait for me to be introduced to Kitty. After he hugged me, he introduced himself to her. OMG, why is he so PERFECT?
Turns out Panda was waiting for his cousins, Spencer and Anya. They were gonna take the LRT together. We talked for awhile. I mentioned to Kitty that I'm gonna pick up my glasses at the nearby mall.
Panda: (cheerfully) I lost my glasses.
Me: Really? When?
Panda: Yesterday.
Me: Where'd you lose it?
Panda: Highway.
Me:... (long pause)... were you drunk?
Panda: Yup! I was throwing up at the car window and when I looked up my glasses just went.
Moral of the story: slow down on the alcohol and hold on to your eyewear in the middle of the highway.
Before I left, Panda's cousins arrived. And he gave me a kiss on the cheek before departing.
SIGH.
Walking on cloud 9,
Awkward Turtle
I think it's amazing that I was able to identify him at a distance with his back to us. TROLOLOL.
Anyway, I pointed out to Kitty who Panda was as we passed him by. I didn't want to say hi coz I wasn't prepared to talk to him yet. I mean, I had no idea if my breath smells like vinegar or if I have bits of chicken gut stuck in my teeth or whatever. Kitty was all, "let's go back and you say hi!" (Kitty is Japanese, she sounds adorable speaking Tagalog.)
I was like, nooooooo...
Panda looks so friggin' immaculate in jeans and white polo shirt.
Kitty and I reached the front gate of the main building. Then the Angelus started since the clock had struck at 6pm. And everyone knows when the Angelus starts, nobody should move a muscle. So Kitty and I just talked and then she sees Panda making his way to our direction.
OHSHITOHSHIOHSHIT. "Say hi!" Kitty says to me. Panda was already in front of me, saying good-bye to a friend. I finally called out to him. "Tito!" I said. Yes, our group calls him tito as a term of endearment because he's got this paternal role thing going on. He looks up at me and beams. "Oh hey!" he says, and gives me a bear hug.
Like... OMG, I swear this man is genetically designed to be HUGGABLE. It was the best feeling ever! It was like hugging a tall teddy bear. He's tall and he's not skinny, so... yeeeeeaaah. I want my future boyfriend to be as tall and huggable as he is, if ever Panda and I don't have a shot. LOL.
Panda didn't even wait for me to be introduced to Kitty. After he hugged me, he introduced himself to her. OMG, why is he so PERFECT?
Turns out Panda was waiting for his cousins, Spencer and Anya. They were gonna take the LRT together. We talked for awhile. I mentioned to Kitty that I'm gonna pick up my glasses at the nearby mall.
Panda: (cheerfully) I lost my glasses.
Me: Really? When?
Panda: Yesterday.
Me: Where'd you lose it?
Panda: Highway.
Me:... (long pause)... were you drunk?
Panda: Yup! I was throwing up at the car window and when I looked up my glasses just went.
Moral of the story: slow down on the alcohol and hold on to your eyewear in the middle of the highway.
Before I left, Panda's cousins arrived. And he gave me a kiss on the cheek before departing.
SIGH.
Walking on cloud 9,
Awkward Turtle
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Panda ♥
Soooo... yesterday, Panda and I met up coz of the looong overdue pasalubong that's been with him since Holy Week: Peanut brittle and Strawberry jam. Spam and I were suppose to meet up with him together but she was a the other school building and was devastated over some personal bad news. So Panda said we should meet up first.
WHY is he so incredibly.... HNGGGGNHH.
Yeah, I was just a tad nervous when we met up at the back of the school. I was expecting him to be in his suit and tie (because of his course), and instead, he still looked amazingly gorgeous in shirt, jeans, and jacket (it was raining). OMGOMGOMG. It is so rare for me to find a guy who'll look equally amazing in suit and tie and casual jeans. He is quite tall with broad shoulders. And his glasses just give him that impression of a geek. And anyone who's close to me knows my preference for geeks.
And his eyes.
What I would kill just to stare at those adorable eyes that light up just at a sight of a good friend or an acquaintance. They practically sparkle.So when he saw me, he made beso. And he asked me where Spam was.
So I told him that I was gonna meet up with Spam at the other building and he said he'll tag along. It was raining so he asked me if I was gonna walk. I wanted to walk the way, even when it's drizzling, but I didn't know if HE wanted to. My mind was friggin' racing. Walk? Pedicab? School shuttle? Helicopter?? Why am I even thinking about it???
So I told him I prefer to walk. So we walked. And he chatted the whole way. He told me about his epic fail date: there's this girl he asked out to the movies (a girl he took his graduation ball in high school) and he told me he only asked her out because he was SO desperate to watch the latest sequel of Pirates of The Carribean coz his siblings have been talking about it.
So he and his friend met up. And then the girl was like, "my mom wants to see you" and he was like, "okay." Nothing strange about it. Mom probably just wants to grill him or something. THEN it turns out the girl's parents wanted him to join their network marketing gig with Autoload Extreme (I LOL'd so hard. Oh, you sneaky sneaky marketers.). In the end, they were pissed that he couldn't join (he already joined another networking company), and the girl wanted to go home, and he pissed that he wasn't able to watch POTC.
In my head, I was like, "you should've asked ME out!!!! ME!! Me!! I'd NEVER agree to go on a movie date with an ulterior business motive!!"
Instead, I told him that the latest POTC was indeed awesome and that he should watch out for the mermaids.
And he told me that he joined this network marketing company to get his parents off his back coz he hasn't graduated yet. Most courses you can finish in 3 years. But everybody knows that the average student finishes at their 4th or 5th year. So yeeeaaah. What's with the pressure?
When we got to the other building, Spam and my other friends were waiting at the benches and gave me knowing looks when they saw I had Panda with me. He gave his condolences to Spam and then gave her the promised strawberry jam. And my PEANUT BRITTLE OMG.
Panda is so sweet, thoughtful, considerate, funny and oh-so-HUGGABLE. KILL ME NOW.
I deserve someone like him! Oh, and I finished the peanut brittle last night. I'm keeping the container as a souvenir. Yes, my life is just that sad.
Dancing on air,
Turtle
WHY is he so incredibly.... HNGGGGNHH.
Yeah, I was just a tad nervous when we met up at the back of the school. I was expecting him to be in his suit and tie (because of his course), and instead, he still looked amazingly gorgeous in shirt, jeans, and jacket (it was raining). OMGOMGOMG. It is so rare for me to find a guy who'll look equally amazing in suit and tie and casual jeans. He is quite tall with broad shoulders. And his glasses just give him that impression of a geek. And anyone who's close to me knows my preference for geeks.
And his eyes.
What I would kill just to stare at those adorable eyes that light up just at a sight of a good friend or an acquaintance. They practically sparkle.So when he saw me, he made beso. And he asked me where Spam was.
So I told him that I was gonna meet up with Spam at the other building and he said he'll tag along. It was raining so he asked me if I was gonna walk. I wanted to walk the way, even when it's drizzling, but I didn't know if HE wanted to. My mind was friggin' racing. Walk? Pedicab? School shuttle? Helicopter?? Why am I even thinking about it???
So I told him I prefer to walk. So we walked. And he chatted the whole way. He told me about his epic fail date: there's this girl he asked out to the movies (a girl he took his graduation ball in high school) and he told me he only asked her out because he was SO desperate to watch the latest sequel of Pirates of The Carribean coz his siblings have been talking about it.
So he and his friend met up. And then the girl was like, "my mom wants to see you" and he was like, "okay." Nothing strange about it. Mom probably just wants to grill him or something. THEN it turns out the girl's parents wanted him to join their network marketing gig with Autoload Extreme (I LOL'd so hard. Oh, you sneaky sneaky marketers.). In the end, they were pissed that he couldn't join (he already joined another networking company), and the girl wanted to go home, and he pissed that he wasn't able to watch POTC.
In my head, I was like, "you should've asked ME out!!!! ME!! Me!! I'd NEVER agree to go on a movie date with an ulterior business motive!!"
Instead, I told him that the latest POTC was indeed awesome and that he should watch out for the mermaids.
And he told me that he joined this network marketing company to get his parents off his back coz he hasn't graduated yet. Most courses you can finish in 3 years. But everybody knows that the average student finishes at their 4th or 5th year. So yeeeaaah. What's with the pressure?
When we got to the other building, Spam and my other friends were waiting at the benches and gave me knowing looks when they saw I had Panda with me. He gave his condolences to Spam and then gave her the promised strawberry jam. And my PEANUT BRITTLE OMG.
Panda is so sweet, thoughtful, considerate, funny and oh-so-HUGGABLE. KILL ME NOW.
I deserve someone like him! Oh, and I finished the peanut brittle last night. I'm keeping the container as a souvenir. Yes, my life is just that sad.
Dancing on air,
Turtle
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