Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

A Big Sunday Night.

So, Elder Ortiz invited me to go to their church however, he and the other Elders that I've met were attending some event at the Singles Ward so he contacted Sister Davis (Lorena Davis) and she came to pick me up at my house and brought me to church, which then I met Elder Jeffery who took me around places in the church and helped me feel comfortable during the whole thing even though it was overwhelming.

But after church, I had to head to the class/lecture/discussions and I honestly enjoyed that and then we had to gather in the church hall to listen to the Patriarch talk about something for an hour. At the end, I realized that I had been at the church for four hours!

Monday, September 5, 2011

An Adventure With Strangers.

Yesterday, my mother told me that her friend Rudi has a classmate that lives in Washington and knows of a job opening in a Asian supermarket and it's main focus is Japanese things (other than typical Asian suff) so, I decided to do it... So I was calling Ms. Juliet and whatnot. She told me that she can drop me off but wouldn't be able to give me a ride because her and her sons were going to church. When I was at "Uwajimaya", she accompanied me and within 30 minutes of getting the application, I finished it and gave it back to the manager (who happens to be Juliet's cousin) and since there was a lot of time left, Ms. Juliet invited me to hang out with them for the day. So, I went to church with them, went to eat late lunch with them and other errands.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Pandaaaaa

  Yesterday, I saw Panda by accident. I was looking for my friends outside the campus. They said they were at a little carinderia near in the area somewhere at our favorite karaoke place. So I stood by the karaoke place, looking for a place that serves chicken guts and barbecue when I saw Panda walking toward my direction!

 My friends weren't kidding when they said he's gone from hot to HOTTER. Like, GOD, please tell me he likes weird girls who wear black rain boots with pink heart prints on them. I said hi and he asked me how I am. OHMYGAHD WHY IS HE SO TALL??

 I told my brother about him and he was like,
B: How tall is he?
Me: Taller than our brother (who's a 6 flat)
B: That's a shitload of tall.

Anyway, Panda asked me where I'm going. I told him that I was looking for my friends who say that they were around the vicinity. He had a friend with him who was pretty cute but my eyes were just for PANDAAAA. Panda was on his way to the nearby bar and asked if I wanna look for my friends there. I was thrilled all the way to my toes!

 So we walked for a few minutes when my friend texted where exactly they are. So Panda kissed me on the cheek again. (*_*) I just wanted to grab the guy and take him home!! I love the feeling that he has to bend down to make beso and I gotta tiptoe to meet him halfway. HNNNNNGGH.

So when we went our seperate ways, I was like:


And my friends saw the whole thing. :D


Wants to take Panda home,
Awkward Turtle

Monday, August 15, 2011

True Story

 My sister told me of her friend's story when she and her little brother tagged along for Communion during mass.

Priest: Body of Christ...

Li'l Boy: Macho!!



ROFL-ing,
Awkward Turtle

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

My lovely nephew, Zach.

So I have six days left until I leave and mother's been telling me that before I work, I should go to Canada and visit grandmother because apparently, she's hating Canada again. According to mother, mema is being a bitch. (LAUGHS) But I wouldn't mind. I've been missing Canada for a while too and I'm already missing Brother Otter and I haven't seen his girlfriend in a while~ She's so cool though. And she can't watch any scary shows without me; shows like The Haunting and Ghost Lab. UHG, SUCH GOOD SHOWS. (laughs)

And of course, my nephew Zach!


LOL, Brother Otter and Zach.


LMAO! Zach on the ride... That hasn't started yet.


Ohhhman, just wait until he's at least 14. Brother Otter and I are going to have so much fun! We will teach him the ways of rollercoasters and other fast rides. Grow up well, baby Zach!


"Am I allowed in?... I don't want to look."


LOOK, LOOK, LOOK! IT'S THE BACKPACK FROM DORA THE EXPLORER THAT I BOUGHT HIM! I see that he's really liking it. (chuckles)


Happy Canada Day! I love you. Can't wait to see you!


Is it normal for me to be jealous of my own nephew's curly hair?


He got a new drum set! He must practice on the little drums before he enters into Brother Otter and I's rock band. Just wait and practice a little more, youngin'. You must rock before you roll.


LOL. He said to Brother Otter, "Daddy. I hurt my legs." and applied bandages to the affected area... However, Zach. Why is there a bandaid on your forehead? LOL. Dorkiness runs in the family, I suppose.

So there you have it folks; my nephew. My number one, all-time love, nephew. I know he's the second greatest thing that has ever happened to Brother Otter (first being him meeting his girlfriend; the mother of Zach) and I know that they'll be a wonderful family... Now, Brother Otter. Marry her already and give me another child to take care of. I'd like a boy but I'm sure your girlfriend wants a girl. But either way, give me one more. Thanks!

Sincerely, 
Otter

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Score

There's an idiot in my school who I happen to be acquainted with, and for some reason he just likes calling me "Ugly" or "Bitch" (both remarks go unappreciated) and my friends' theory is that the douche actually likes me. 

Yesterday, at the corridor while I was waiting for my next class...

Idiot: Hey Ugly!!
Me: YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR!!!