I'm going to go on a rant right now, you don't have to read it but... I just had to...
Friday, May 18, 2012
Mwahahaha
My mom says that if I continue to publicly support gay rights, she will disown me.
So within this week all my FB posts will be relevant to gay rights.
Straight girl for gay rights,
Awkward Turtle
So within this week all my FB posts will be relevant to gay rights.
Straight girl for gay rights,
Awkward Turtle
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Ohai I'm 22 now
Thanks to everyone who greeted me on mah birthday!
Ok. So here's how my birthday went.
10am-ish. Met up with Charlie at Jollibee in Taft. I grabbed a quick breakfast while waiting for her. Waited for Derp to be done with his enlistment in school so we can go to PAWS at 11am.
11am. Had to leave for PAWS though we had to leave Derp coz he wasn't done with the stuff he had to settle. We arrived in Katipunan at almost 12pm. We trolled Dork saying that we were waiting for him at Katip station even though we were still halfway through the LRT2 train route. XD
12pm-ish. Met with Wapwap and my sister at the grocery in Katipunan. We bought cat food to bring to the shelter. Met up with Dork at Fullybooked. He arrived, apologizing endlessly for making us wait for a long time. (Even though it wasn't that long hahaha sorry Dork)
1pm. Arrived at PAWS. Had to give up our IDs at the entrance. It was funny coz Dork's school ID was literally VAGUE. Hahahaha.
They were pleased with the donations. The directress of the shelter was there too and she asked if my friends were going to help out too. "Don't they have to have attended the volunteer orientation?" I asked. She said that the senior volunteer was present and can supervise us so it's cool.
We ended up wiping down the cats (kind of like a sponge bath but with towelettes) at the cattery. Some of the cats were uber affectionate. Others didn't want anything to do with us. The cats at the Special Needs ward wasted no time playing with Charlie's boots- which had fringes and chains for them to fiddle with. Some of Godmother's minions were really FAT.
2pm-ish. Left for my place where birthday lunch was waiting. Said good-bye to my sister who started having skin rashes from all the cat fur she was exposed to. While at LRT2, we were standing near one of the poles.
Then Dork's birthday idea was to give Charlie a pole on her birthday and then she'll ask, "what's this?" and then Dork will take the pole and say, "there's a second part!" and proceeds to start pole-dancing for her.
Wapwap calls it the "Dork Special." LOLOLOLOL
While in line for a ticket at the MRT station, Dork asks if my mom will be there. "Yeah, you get to meet her." I said. THEN he starts asking me and Charlie if he looks ok.
3pm-ish. Arrived at the condo. Food was already laid out. Charlie and Dork immediately fell in love with our toy poodle, Malia. They started cooing and going maternal over her, it was actually adorable. Dork described her as a "chocolate bar" and a "mocha muffin."
4pm-ish. Derp finally arrived. We had accidently saved one last pizza slice for him!
5pm onwards. Charlie and Dork still couldn't get enough of Malia. There was at one point they were nuzzling her together.
Me: OMG. They're doing it again- but with a dog!
Derp: That just sounds wrong.
For the rest of the day, we just had derpy-weird conversation. I had them watch a couple of Petra Mahalimuyak's videos. And then I had the brothers watch and close-read Rango.
For the record, best birthday yet.
OK guys I'm gonna stop at this point coz I'm really exhausted and I just wanna lurk in the blogosphere to calm my mind.
Awkward Turtle
Ok. So here's how my birthday went.
10am-ish. Met up with Charlie at Jollibee in Taft. I grabbed a quick breakfast while waiting for her. Waited for Derp to be done with his enlistment in school so we can go to PAWS at 11am.
11am. Had to leave for PAWS though we had to leave Derp coz he wasn't done with the stuff he had to settle. We arrived in Katipunan at almost 12pm. We trolled Dork saying that we were waiting for him at Katip station even though we were still halfway through the LRT2 train route. XD
12pm-ish. Met with Wapwap and my sister at the grocery in Katipunan. We bought cat food to bring to the shelter. Met up with Dork at Fullybooked. He arrived, apologizing endlessly for making us wait for a long time. (Even though it wasn't that long hahaha sorry Dork)
1pm. Arrived at PAWS. Had to give up our IDs at the entrance. It was funny coz Dork's school ID was literally VAGUE. Hahahaha.
They were pleased with the donations. The directress of the shelter was there too and she asked if my friends were going to help out too. "Don't they have to have attended the volunteer orientation?" I asked. She said that the senior volunteer was present and can supervise us so it's cool.
We ended up wiping down the cats (kind of like a sponge bath but with towelettes) at the cattery. Some of the cats were uber affectionate. Others didn't want anything to do with us. The cats at the Special Needs ward wasted no time playing with Charlie's boots- which had fringes and chains for them to fiddle with. Some of Godmother's minions were really FAT.
2pm-ish. Left for my place where birthday lunch was waiting. Said good-bye to my sister who started having skin rashes from all the cat fur she was exposed to. While at LRT2, we were standing near one of the poles.
Then Dork's birthday idea was to give Charlie a pole on her birthday and then she'll ask, "what's this?" and then Dork will take the pole and say, "there's a second part!" and proceeds to start pole-dancing for her.
Wapwap calls it the "Dork Special." LOLOLOLOL
While in line for a ticket at the MRT station, Dork asks if my mom will be there. "Yeah, you get to meet her." I said. THEN he starts asking me and Charlie if he looks ok.
3pm-ish. Arrived at the condo. Food was already laid out. Charlie and Dork immediately fell in love with our toy poodle, Malia. They started cooing and going maternal over her, it was actually adorable. Dork described her as a "chocolate bar" and a "mocha muffin."
4pm-ish. Derp finally arrived. We had accidently saved one last pizza slice for him!
5pm onwards. Charlie and Dork still couldn't get enough of Malia. There was at one point they were nuzzling her together.
Me: OMG. They're doing it again- but with a dog!
Derp: That just sounds wrong.
For the rest of the day, we just had derpy-weird conversation. I had them watch a couple of Petra Mahalimuyak's videos. And then I had the brothers watch and close-read Rango.
For the record, best birthday yet.
OK guys I'm gonna stop at this point coz I'm really exhausted and I just wanna lurk in the blogosphere to calm my mind.
Awkward Turtle
Big "whoopsie" news.
OMG OTTER THIS BLOG TURNED ONE YEAR OLD LAST APRIL 25.
These are links to some of the much older Awkward Turtle blog posts that our followers may have missed. I only linked my fave posts. Otter, you should make your own list too! Link ze funny ones!!XD
First blog post EVAR.
Comics and Cats ans Pirates
Charlie-slash-Hitler the cat
Evidence of how obsessed I am with Panda
Another evidence of my obsession with Panda LOL
That idiot in school who calls me a bitch (in an endearing way)
The Question of No Return
Rule #1 When Living With a Cat
This guy Pucca who practically flirted with me the entire term
Beyond good-looking.
In which I fall for Hottie
Going gaga over Hottie
In which Derp (then Aslan) finds out how old I am
That frosh who didn't know Steve Jobs
In which Panda hugs me and I'm askjdhf
Drag Me To Hell XD
Oh well, can't post everything but hell, thanks Otter for joining me in this bloggish endeavor. This is the longest running blog I've ever maintained.
Awkward Turtle
These are links to some of the much older Awkward Turtle blog posts that our followers may have missed. I only linked my fave posts. Otter, you should make your own list too! Link ze funny ones!!XD
First blog post EVAR.
Comics and Cats ans Pirates
Charlie-slash-Hitler the cat
Evidence of how obsessed I am with Panda
Another evidence of my obsession with Panda LOL
That idiot in school who calls me a bitch (in an endearing way)
The Question of No Return
Rule #1 When Living With a Cat
This guy Pucca who practically flirted with me the entire term
Beyond good-looking.
In which I fall for Hottie
Going gaga over Hottie
In which Derp (then Aslan) finds out how old I am
That frosh who didn't know Steve Jobs
In which Panda hugs me and I'm askjdhf
Drag Me To Hell XD
Oh well, can't post everything but hell, thanks Otter for joining me in this bloggish endeavor. This is the longest running blog I've ever maintained.
Awkward Turtle
In which I've forgotten all about Peetah and now I'm into Hawkeye
OMG last one guys because if I go through anymore Jeremy Renner-related stuff, I will just be so FRUSTRATED with reality.
My reaction while watching this vid:
EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Awkward Turtle
My reaction while watching this vid:
EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Awkward Turtle
WTF Blue Fox, Just Stop It!
You tell me the only time to see you is today and I have to be at Fullerton, CA by 7PM? For what? A FUCKING EVENT? I don't want to go to one of your company's seminars! I want to see YOU! How hard is that? Yes, I don't have a car. No, I'm not going to spend $200 on taxi. I'll take a train but you have to meet me half way!
Blue Fox: Today is the only day for the event.
Otter: What are you doing for the other days you're going to be here?
Blue Fox: I'll tell you when you come here tonight.
Otter: Poo. Just tell me.
Blue Fox: You have to earn it. Depending, you might see me all week but that all depends how much effort you put into coming today.
It bugs the shit out of me every time you do this! Why do I have to do all the proving? Why?! Am I or have I made it so fucking hard to make you see that I love you?! I moved out of Seattle for you. Yeah, I wanted to live in Maryland and you were a big push but look at what happened! I was even willing to move back for you during the spring! But look what happened.
Why do I have to the proving?! Isn't it already obvious that I want to be with you? Isn't it already obvious that I love you?! Isn't it already obvious that I'm willing to do everything I can for you?! WHAT MORE DO I HAVE TO FUCKING DO TO MAKE YOU REALIZE THIS?!
Why can't you just tell me that you love me? Why can't you just be sweet like before? Why can't you just tell me that you miss me?! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TELL ME THE SHIT I ALREADY KNOW?! Why make me go through all of this?!
... ,
Otter
Blue Fox: Today is the only day for the event.
Otter: What are you doing for the other days you're going to be here?
Blue Fox: I'll tell you when you come here tonight.
Otter: Poo. Just tell me.
Blue Fox: You have to earn it. Depending, you might see me all week but that all depends how much effort you put into coming today.
It bugs the shit out of me every time you do this! Why do I have to do all the proving? Why?! Am I or have I made it so fucking hard to make you see that I love you?! I moved out of Seattle for you. Yeah, I wanted to live in Maryland and you were a big push but look at what happened! I was even willing to move back for you during the spring! But look what happened.
Why do I have to the proving?! Isn't it already obvious that I want to be with you? Isn't it already obvious that I love you?! Isn't it already obvious that I'm willing to do everything I can for you?! WHAT MORE DO I HAVE TO FUCKING DO TO MAKE YOU REALIZE THIS?!
Why can't you just tell me that you love me? Why can't you just be sweet like before? Why can't you just tell me that you miss me?! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TELL ME THE SHIT I ALREADY KNOW?! Why make me go through all of this?!
... ,
Otter
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