When I got home at our condo yesterday, my brother said that we have a new pet. I didn't believe him and I thought he was gonna pull off some stupid punchline until a fat kitten bounced around my foot and I was like, "OMG ADORBS!!!!"
It was a black-and-white kitten, with no tail for some reason, with a black color below his snout that made him look like he had a moustache.
Me: He looks like Hitler.
Sister Turtle: (pause)... Ohmygod, he DOES! Let's name him Hitler!
Me: Naw, the name's got such a negative connotation. He also resembles Charlie Chaplin. Let's call him Charlie!
Older Bro Turtle: We found him, so his name's Mr. Bo Jangles.
WTFWTF. So the cat's tentative name is Mr. Charlie Bo Jangles.
Jealous poodle is jealous!!
Every few days, I walk from the main building of my school to the other building which is a 5-minute walk away. This other building accommodates hospitality management course students. The reason I go to the other building is because their cafeteria has a good selection of CAKES.
Yes, I'll walk for 5 minutes through rain or shine just for cake.
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Our mini poodle will sleep when Sister Turtle will sleep and will only get up when Sister Turtle is up and about. Even if my sister will sleep way past lunchtime, you can bet the poodle's sharing the same biological clock.
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Noodles so spicy it will give you a heart attack!.... Or an irregular heartbeat and fluctuating BPM.
My sister prepared noodles while staying over at the hospital, as we were taking turns manually pumping air to our grandfather's lungs.
Oh well, life happens.
Cartwheeling with life,
Turtle
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