Blogging with an iPhone

...Is hella hard. But I can't really complain so this will be short.
I miss everyone. It's not even funny. Anyway, my birthday is coming up (May 16), and call me shallow but I've been thinking what I want on that day.

Guys, I want cat food.

Canned or dry, I plan to bring it to Godmother's minions at PAWS. The cats sometimes have to be fed dog food when cat food runs out. There are a lot more cats than dogs in the shelter which is why cat food almost frequently runs out.

I figured I can get myself a dance card at Capital G some other day.

Awkward Turtle

But Not Like My Wife.

"I'm drunk at the bar and the waitress is beautiful but not as beautiful as my wife..." - Dex

LOL @ MY HUSBAND.

So, um, yeah.

 Derp and I have this "Mutual Understanding" thing going on.

That is all.

Awkward Turtle

Dances I've Learned- DANCE!!

Matt Steffanina's choreography was the first one I've learned. It's pretty short but it's cute and smooth. :D YouTube Matt Steffanina's other tutorials.





 Jam Meakin is another story. Her tutorials (search 'em on YouTube, you're sure to find them) are also relatively easy, though I advise that anyone who wants to take up her other more challenging tutorials to have dance experience. If I'm not gonna have hip-hop abs after this, I don't know what would. Her choreography is challenging, fun, and sexaaaaaayyy. Hot hot hot.





This choreography to Rihanna's "Rude Boy" is probably the longest dance I've learned to one song, but nevertheless- I've persevered. And I feel totally badass when I dance.






Dancing the summer away,

Awkard Turtle

INTERWEEEEEBS

 OHMYGODFINALLY INTERNET

 I swear I was having internet withdrawal symptoms the other night. I was just plain frustrated that I can't BLOG. Never mind if I can't access Facebook but my blogs and my Tumblr is something that makes me twitch all over if I don't get my internet fix.

 So I am taking this time at this private cubicle in this cute internet cafe to catch up on everyone through their blogs. I can't comment on every post but I do want to know what everyone's up to in general. It's jusy INSANE that I don't have cable in my TV. To kill boredom, I actually watched this Korean series "It Started With A Kiss." It was insanely amusing. I think I'll download the un-dubbed version. XD

 Also, I was desperate to watch TV that I ended up watching an episode of Showtime. Personally, the only person I like there is Vice Ganda. Anne Curtis is pretty but makes me cringe every time she sings. Everyone else is just annoying.

 During my first week here in the province, I finally took up painting and then learned some hip-hop choreography that I downloaded from YouTube.

   For those who know me IRL, check out ze painting I made and my gratitude list in mah Tumblr. :D

Awkward Turtle

I Admire Allan.

So there’s this guy that I want to introduce you to; his name is Allan.

He’s the typical blonde hair, blue eyed, piercing yet capturing voice, all-American guy and he’s a member of my church. He’s a funny and an outgoing guy even though he’s very shy but once you get to know him, he’s not quiet. He did his mission in Europe, he knows how to speak German and French and he knows American Sign Language so sometimes you’ll see him translate our sacrament meetings in ASL.

Why am I talking about Allan? Because I recently found out something that makes me admire him even more.

What is that you ask? Well I found out that his mother, father and sister are deaf.

He is the only one that can hear and speak despite the fact that his mother, father and sister are deaf. He doesn’t talk about his family much but ever since I found that out, my admiration for him went to another level.

A lot of people take voices, speaking and talking for granted and there are some that wish some people would “stop talking” but I can’t imagine not being able to hear or speak and communicate with others. What more with having deaf parents? I can’t imagine not hearing my father or mother talk to me and it would pain me even more that my parents can’t hear me.

It’s little things like this that make me feel more grateful for what I have and to spread charity to those around me because there are so many things we overlook and to know someone who has been going through this all his life really touches me. It makes me admire them even more because of their patience, strength and endurance.

Our Next DEP CC event.

“Reminder DEP PT on Wednesday at 1600. DEP Call meet at the office at 0800. We are donating blood so eat breakfast. I won’t catch you if you pass out and fall, I will laugh at you.“  — Ssgt. Fears

BMT Husbands/Wives

BMT? Husband? Wives? Yes. Weird, but yes.

Apparently people that are leaving in June (like me) made up this couple pairing for BMT.

Chris Carpe, Taryn Lauer
Val Elizabeth, John Maddy
Jasmine Williams, KJay Davis
Ronell Rosa, Brittany Ritchey
Cody Mattson, Brittney Fabian
Kevin Salsbury, Generra Gonzalez
Otter Pop, Dexter Lopez
Kailin Barbour, JD Trotter
Victoria Vargas, Chris Mike
Matt Leymaster, Christine Johnson

TAADAA! So, I'm BMT-married. The conversations are weird. We'll talk about nutella, to boobs to zombies to heartbreaks to war and all that weird stuff. And it's funny because for a time, Dexter and Chris Mike were fighting over me because the both of them wanted to marry me. Sadly, I'm a one-man person so I stuck with Dexter. My new Hawaiian love. LOLOLOL. But Chris Mike is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

I'll show you when I get back home, Turtle.

But there's a new guy, Brandon Johnson, MMMMMMMMM GUUUUUUUUUUURL, FINE ASS MAN. <3

Anyway, BRB. Gotta teach at the Institute! :)

Woot woot,
Otter

I'm The New Visiting Home Teacher!

Yesterday, while at church, I got a calling from the church and the president of the Relief Society came up to me and gave me my calling and said that I'm going to be a new member of the Visiting Home Teaching. And it's exciting because I have a companion, her name is Sharon. She's awesome. She's a little weird and awkward but that's how I like my peoples. LOL.

So I'm excited for that because it's something that I'm good at, you know? Basically what we do is we go to the houses of the fellow females of the church. We have a list of them and we go once or twice a month to see them, check up on them and we can check up on them more often than we want, we can call them and whatnot. We go to their houses, check up on them, see how they're doing, if they need help with anything whether it's emotional, spiritual or just need some help with errands. It's almost like building a bigger bond of a "sisterhood" within the church and the boys do it too... It's a great opportunity to meet others and help each other. And if ever you come to our church, you're going to feel the warm love that we all have for each other and the strong friendships we have. Some people will get weirded out because we're all so close but that's because we have this Visiting Home Teaching program.

Also, I went to a California YSA Fireside Conference. Basically it's an event where we all gather together and discuss upcoming events for charity, YSA events, dances and stuff like that. And our goal is to help the community but also let the less-active members of the church, come back and remember the good times that the church has. And non-members of the church are very much welcomed! And I would bring you, Turtle because we all bring snacks and drinks. Some people bake brownies and cookies and I know you love that stuff. Lol.

So, I'm going to be apart of all the events but sadly, I won't make it to the August California YSA gathering. And it's a gathering where thousands of YSA's get together, hang out, have a good time under the sun and just live in the love of God and spread it to each other. LOL. I just made it sound like we're such hippies... We probably are. That's why everyone thinks we're weird.

Hippie,
Otter

Province wooohh

  I dunno about you guys but today was sooooo blazing hot.

 Anyway, I went to school for course card distribution and I'm happy with the fact I passed all my subjects this term.

 I shall be travelling to the province tomorrow morning which means no internet or cable tv. And if you guys wanna drop by my province too, that would be fun. My half-bro Wapwap plans to take a few days' vacation there next week (not sure what date exactly) so don't be shy guise. I'm not sure when I'll be back in Manila so some familiar company is totes welcome!

Awkward Turtle

Petraaaaaa

  So after her "How To Be A Conyo" video, I decided to kill time by watching her other vids. OMG DYING.




I want Dork to watch this for the next tugs-tugs party. Trolololol. "You don't have the right to pisst pamp all night." XD XD XD OMG she's just QUALITY. "You just warm up because you don't want to intimidate everyone wit your awesomeness."

"You didn't drink yet but you already look like you're drunk." XD




I seriously this one is the best, especially the one with the crazy jologs dancing near the end. XD


Awkward Turtle

Broadway Musicals I'm Dying To Watch

   Sister Act. The movie was awesome so I'm quite curious on how the broadway version will go. But seeing this opening performance for the 2011 Tony Awards just made me want to donate a kidney to fly to New York and watch the damn thing. If this is awesome in YouTube, I can only imagine how they can sing the roof off once you watch it live!! Hnnnnnngggg...






 The Little Mermaid. I thought it would suck, but after looking up video clips of it, I just go sjhdjhkjlSDFHFLH WHY IS THIS FRIGGIN AWESUM KILL ME NAO WHY AM I NOT IN NEW YORK This clip shows that Triton's daughters notice that Ariel has been acting weird lately and conclude that she's in love. The little boy who plays Flounder is adorbs.





And If Only, a beautiful song.
   The guy who plays Prince Eric has an AMAZING voice. The entire quartet performance just gives me ze chills. CHILLS. Here, Ariel contemplates how she'll be able to let Prince Eric know about her feelings (shut up, Charlie), Prince Eric is torn between his feelings for Ariel and the girl who saved him from drowning (of course he doesn't know she's the same person), King Triton sings about how he wish he could take everything back to see Ariel again, and Sebastian would "give up my life" to make Ariel's wish come true.




*tears*

Awkward Turtle

We All Black... When The Lights Go Out

    Charlie had told me that she would prefer to be black if she had a choice. And after watching Hairspray online (for the millionth time I love it forever omg), Charlie has a point.



 I love the lyrics of Run and Tell That. And when the little black girl hit the high notes, I just got goosebumps all the way.

 I LOVE YOU SEAWEED.


Awkward Turtle

Workout Mantra?

Brother Otter: Do you have a workout mantra?
Otter: Man-what?
Brother Otter: Mantra.
Otter: No?
Brother Otter: You should. It'll motivate you.
Otter: Okay. Do you have one?
Brother Otter: Yup!
Otter: What's that?
Brother Otter: It's, "Curls for the girls. Thighs for the guys. Bi's for the bi's. Repeat."
Otter: Oh, geez.

Where To Begin...

041312: I decided to hang out with my neighbor since he was needing to find an apartment to move into. He was thinking of moving out to Los Angeles because the apartments are bigger and better but a little more expensive and he was looking into Koreatown. (MMMM, Korean BBQ) But it was raining so much! It was crazy and the weather was like, 40~45 degrees! And we didn't have an umbrella so we were talking through K-Town in the rain and when we saw the apartments, it was either that the lobby man was a jerk and we couldn't see the apartments or at least have a floor plan or the apartments were just ugly. So we made a trip out there for nothing, really... And we were stuck in traffic for hours. It took us like four hours to get home. It was soooo bad it took us an hour and a half to just drive six miles. HORRIBLE. And it was the "phantom traffic" which is the kind of traffic that's the worst for no reason; no accidents, no blood, no horror... Just traffic because people drive slow. But, since it was raining, I told my neighbor that it was "pizza weather" so we arrived home, cleaned up his place a bit, changed Salome's kitty litter, took Ivy out, bought some pizza and wings and watched "Training Day". Good day, even though my butt was sore.

041412: Today was a eventful day. The morning was a little rough, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed but it was good when I went to the Museum of Science with my churchmate Joe. (he's the Samoan guy that baptized me) and we also stopped by Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles which is really good~ It's good old fashion soul food for your soul. Homemade waffles, some good fried chicken, collard greens, homemade chili on fries and more chicken bits, and some good cold coke. I'm sorry but that's some good sh*t. It's so good, you better come in with your pants unbutton because they are no joke! But the museum of science was amazing, I learned a lot about the universe and the earth and even ourselves. (even though I already knew, it's good to refresh) and the next time we go, we're going to go to the Museum of Natural History. I CAN'T WAIT! And now, I'm home, uploaded all the stuff on Facebook and I'm food as heck right now with a bunch of left-overs. I'm excited to go to church... I miss everyone. I feel like I haven't seen them in forever! But I came home with tension and it's weird. My best friend is crying, her boyfriend is stoned and she's in the bathroom, crying and I really need to go number two. I might have to ask my neighbor if I can use his bathroom. LOL. I hope not.

Sigh, now I have to get changed and situated before bed. I got church tomorrow! :)

Stuffed,
Otter

Love Actually

 Watching Love Actually online in this streaming website and while watching it, I'm like
 "I'm full of crap and I'm emotionally constipated and I'll forever make a crappy girlfriend because I can't sustain a relationship or even be honest about feelings and I'm cold, insensitive, and tactless, and I don't like feelings what is happening in my brain oh god."

 I feel so forever alone at the moment.

Awkward Turtle

Coz I'm bored like that yo.

 For some reason my FB account is acting up so whatever. I have decided to make a small list of things to do once I've moved in states:

Visit my friend Asian Buns, kidnap him and chain him in our kitchen until he has made enough chocolate biscottis to last me a year.

Troll a Disney mascot.

Meet up with Otter somewhere, go on a road trip, and just go nuts.

Get myself a Guy Fawkes mask.

Run into a celebrity or famous figure I really admire and have a picture taken with him/her. List includes Natalie Portman, Ron Paul, Emma Stone, Josh Hutcherson, Jennifer Lawrence and Suzanne Collins.

Join an Occupy Wall St. protest.

Watch a broadway musical in New York.


Well, that's all for now.

Awkward Turtle

Har har Life

  I thought that today was a good day for swimming at the pool in our building.

 Then I remembered my period just started.

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Awkward Turtle

I am a frustrated hip-hop dancer.

 Please please please let me go back to Capital G.



What I like this video is that it also has its tutorial. I have looked it up and bam! I know what to do this summer now.

This one's just dope.

WHAT

 I DON'T HAVE PIERCING JARED LETO EYES GODDAMIT.

(More) Awkward Turtle

Eric Benet - Pretty Baby

UGH! I just heard some new beats of Eric Benet~ I think he's coming out with a new album soon! Once I heard his voice after years of not listening to any of his music when he use to be my favorite, I started to get this urge to listen to his songs. This song, "Pretty Baby", is one of my favorite songs~ I use to listen to him before I go to sleep, I'd pop a CD in my CD player, put the volume real low, relax and listen to it while I fall asleep in a good mood. Most of his songs really put you in a mood for sum'sum if you know what I'm talking about though. Haha. He's so handsome. Sigh. Still gorgeous, yummy and sensual as ever.

<3

Oooo baby,
Otter

I Saved A Bee.

Yesterday, when my roommate/best friend and her boyfriend went to go clean up their soon-to-be home that they will be moving into in August, I decided to clean up a bit around the house. I saw that the dog’s water dish was empty so I went to go fill it up and Astro starts jumping around the water dish and I thought it’s because he wanted water but he just kept jumping and going crazy! And then he was trying to sniff something, I went to go check it out and it was a bee! It’s color was graying out so I knew that it was naturally going to die… It worked so hard in it’s life, collecting pollen ever since spring started and it was struggling to fly.

At first, I freaked out because it’s a bee and I’ve never been stung before. Also, I don't have insurance so I can't get treated because I don't have the money. Plus, I'm on DEP, so I have to be real careful but my heart started to soften when I saw it struggling to fly… I was like, “Poor thing~ It can’t defend itself. I must help it!” so I got a tupperwear and I put it inside but I wasn’t sure if I should throw it out the window because it might just not have enough energy to fly. I mean, my window to the ground is like 12 feet? But to a bee, 12 feet is like 2934023849023843 feet. I wasn’t sure if I should put it in the balcony because I’m afraid that my best friend’s boyfriend might go out there and smoke and accidentally step on it…

So I'm running back and forth in my apartment with a bee in a tupperwear, panicing and saying, "What am I going to do?! Where am I going to put you?! What do I do?!" and Astro's just looking at me like I'm on drugs but he's actually following me wherever I go.

And then I got the feeling that I needed to respect the bee a little more. It worked hard in it’s 35-day life, collecting pollen, being a good coworker with all his other beemates and making his Queen happy. So I decided to go out of my apartment and place him under a bush, where he can silently die on his own, with pride and integrity. And I placed him there so no one can step on it and he can just rest there, knowing that he did good in his life.

I saved a bee today.

Cute guys, PT and Movies.

OHMYGAWD, TURTLE! IF YOU MOVE TO THE STATES, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME ASAP! BECAUSE THEN I'LL GET THE NEXT FLIGHT TO COME SEE YOU! If I get stationed in New York, you can come and stay with me and we can watch musicals together! And there is a lot of good places that I know in New York that we can do to! AND MAYBE WHEN I HAVE THE TIME, WE CAN DO A ROADTRIP! THERE'S A LOT OF COOL STUFF HERE IN THE UNITED STATES! sa;ljfdjfkdlsjksjdkfj;sdkfds, I feel like a kid in a theme park! BUT YOU MUST TELL ME. And I can visit you during the holidays (if that's okay with your parents) lol. skdjflksdjfjsdlskd, SO COOL! I'm so stoked even though nothing happened yet! LOL!

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Anyways, I just got back from PT. FREAKIN' SUCKS TODAY. I woke up at 7am and I found out that it's raining like crazy and the wind is just an abomination. So I texted Ssgt. Fears and asked if we still had PT. And she said, "Yes." Like, not even a 'yes' with a smiley. It's a straight up, in your face, with a period, 'yes'. So I go to the office and I find out that it's her replacement. Some girl who got back from her training and Tech School and is now doing her RAP (recruiters assistant program) duty. Sigh.

However, I woke up at 7:20am and I was out of the house, in the car and on my way at 7:30am. I didn't eat anything and I just drank two gulps of water. And then we did our push ups, sit ups and warm ups outside while it was drizzling (it slowed down by the time I reached the office) and then we had to run a mile and a half, but this time, we were timed! And since I wasn't feeling well because I had this stomach ache since yesterday, I was pretty sure I wasn't going to do well but I pressed on! I ran and my time was 18 minutes for a mile and a half. WHICH IS BALLS. I usually can make it in time for the run~ I think I'm starting to become a softy. Sigh, sigh. I need to work on that. I am happy that I can meet the core-strength requirements. It's my running time because I don't want to be recycled in BMT! The last thing you want is to be recycled (pushed back) and stay in basic even longer...

After we were done, we left. And I saw "Chase"...

OH, OH! WHEN WE WERE RUNNING, he was basically on his way back when I wasn't even done with the whole thing, and he said to me, "Are you okay? (smile) You doing alright? (smile)" STOP SHOWING ME YOUR GORGEOUS TEETH, GAWD DANG IT! But I was like, "YEAH, (giggle) I'M FINE! (smile)" (hnnnnng~~~) I bet I looked all awkward. -_- lol.

So when we were done, we were all went to our cars and left. When I was in the car, I felt dizzy and nauseous. I felt like I was going to throw up in the car but I didn't. (thank goodness) but I got home, went to the bathroom, felt better and I checked online that my dizziness and nausea after running/PT is usually because I didn't eat a pre-snack work out and enough water so my body was lacking oxygen. POO. So I ate a snack after and then I'm going to have a PB&J sandwich after I make this blog.

And at 3pm, I have a movie "date" with Elder Preator and Elder Kirk. Mmmm~ Apparently, we're going to watch a Mormon film. Um, I think it's about Joseph Smith. And I have a surprise for them! I'm going to bring some frosted animal cookies and chocolate milk for them. Teehee. Is my affection for the Elders a little too obvious? LOL.

Today can't get any better than a day filled with good-looking men in PT uniforms and suits.

I love today,
Otter

The Cute Red-Head.

I know I seem like a stalker right now but I'm now on the official DEP-Riverside Facebook page. So I get to see everyone that's on my squadron and all the ones that USE to be on our squadron (but already left and graduated BMT)

*Ahem* I can't be rude... Let me introduce to you, Dillon Bunch. The cute red-head that's leaving for BMT in May. He has about four weeks left until he leaves. Apparently, he's not going to be a PJ (Pararescue/Jumper... Not pajamas) but he's going in as SERE. Which is like, army-scout-wilderness-training sort of thing.

ISN'T HE CUTE?!

Anyways... I'm still waiting for the other people to be added on the page. Jonathan is in charge of added the people but when he tried adding them, they all had their display pictures as other things so he wasn't sure if it was them or not. So, yeah. I still have Scott and that Lammers-guy-who-I-think-is-Chase.

Teehee,
Otter

Holy Week and Sleepovers

  So nothing much happening at Holy Week except the weather has been exceptionally hot and that I'm dying by the time I'm washing the dishes in the kitchen area. I have to splash cold, cold water on my face, neck and wrists to survive the heatwave during the peak hours at lunchtime.

Highlights of my break:

• The cute barrista at Gloria Jeans. Plus the decadent chocolate cake.
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• Watching all the episodes of How I Met Your Mother, season 4. I swear, the 4th season is the best yet.
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• My dad chatting with my mom with good news about his consultation with one of the top immigration lawyers in his area. We could be moving to the US in two years tops (they said I can't tell my friends about this which is weird but whateverrrr). Not really excited at the prospect in living in a country where recession is taking a toll on the middle-class and lower-class plus the militarization of the government, but I won't say no to an opportunity of getting a green card so I can travel like crazy outside of the US. On the flip side, I hope I get to see awesome people like Otter, Asian Buns, and my high school best friend. Aaaand I always wanted to go to New York and watch a broadway musical.
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• Home-cooked food. HOME-COOKED FOOD.
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• I get to organize the boxes in my head and be insomniac as a result. (DAMN YOU DERP)

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  Yesterday,  I had my girl-bonding time with Charlie at Edeng's and we talked about- well- girl things. LOLWUT. We moved to 7-11 to get my chocolate fix while we were doing random queries.
One of the questions was if you could bring 5 people with you to explore a planet with aliens, who would you bring?
My list was Charlie, Ron Paul (WHAT), Godmother, Derp, and Dork.

Charlie  ended up sleeping over at my place since no one was home with me. My big bro went camping somewhere with friends, my lil bro is at the province, so it would've been me by my lonesome if Charlie wouldn't be able to go.
 But she did so we ended up watching Rango (which we close-read like hell), The Sister Act, and some Dick Figures youtube vids. Oh, and for the movie marathon, Charlie bought a carton of Chuckie. UGH, I will not touch another Chuckie drink for a month. Too much chocolate will kill me.
 Sweet mother of God, we ended up sleeping around 5am. Then had to get up at 8am so I can catch the 9am train to get to my 10.30 final exams on Philosophy. Went to school with lack of sleep like a bowss.

Hmm. I've forgotten how awesome sleepovers were.

Awkward Turtle

DEP Commanders Call.

Today for a DEP Commanders Call, we were suppose to do a car wash but the plan got dropped last minute so that sucked because for the DEP CC, we ended up learning element formations, marching, marching commands and ques.

FOR THREE HOURS. UNDER THE SUN. IN 87 DEGREE WEATHER. NO WIND.

But no worries, it was cool. Why? Because three gorgeous looking guys in my squadron showed up and were near me, sweating like men AND THEY STILL SMELT GOOD. So there's this guy named Scott L. Probably the most gorgeous looking guy I've seen in a while, nice build, straight and perfectly white teeth and beautiful eyes and not to mention a nice as- butt. (Yummmm) and Chase? (I think that's his name, I would have to check again) and this other guy... I don't know the other guy's name but he's a red-head (very, very cute and if you knew me, you'd know I have this thing for red heads) and he's going to be a PJ. (double yum and you could tell he's ready for it because he has the damn body for it)

And the good thing about it is when you do your formation, you have to be arm-wide apart and you have to make sure that the end of your fingers touch each other's arms and since I had Scott next to me... Of course, I'd like to place my fingers over your muscular arms. Don't mind if I doooooo~ (Hngggggg~)

Uhg! Gorgeous. And this is why I'm early because I get to see them and it gives us the chance to talk. I know I most likely don't have a shot because chances are, they are already taken. But it doesn't hurt to mingle with some good eye-candy. And this is why I attend PT. So I can see them run. And in my mind, it's in slow motion. Like Baywatch, but with Air Force deliciousness. :)

Now I must rest under the shade and apply soothing lotion because I think I burnt my nose. :(

;sdj;ksdjf;lsdkgkljds,
Otter

If The Book of Mormon Was Made Into A Movie...

Honestly, to those who haven't even read the Book of Mormon, if they were to see this trailer on their TV screens or as an ad while streaming videos talking about how this is the new upcoming movie... I bet you that you will be in line when it comes out.

There's no doubt about how epic this would be to watch! I actually wish someone would make a movie about the Book of Mormon as epic as this!

And for those who did and is reading the Book of Mormon would agree that the stories in the Book of Mormon are pretty epic and this is as close as it'll get when you imagine the epic-ness that comes with the book! And you know you can't help but smile about it! :)

Personally, Mel Gibson as Nephi... Meh, it doesn't cut it for me but Eric Bana as Mormon?! PERFECT! And Brad Pitt as Captain Moroni (Mormon's son)?! UGH, yes! (Even though I'm not a really a fan of Brad Pitt)

If you're interested in the movie clips that were shown in the video:
___________? (King Benjamin)
Braveheart (Nephi; Mel Gibson)
First Night (Helaman; Richard Gere)
Gladiators (Gidgidoni/Russell Crowe)
Troy (Mormon; Eric Bana. Captain Moroni; Brad Pitt)
Last of the Mohicans (Alma the Younger; Daniel Day Lewis)

Mormon-y,
Otter

Something to carry you through the boredom

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. "YOU don't exist! Yesss!!"


  Simply because TEH LOLZ.





Because anything you say sounds cool with autotune.
"Hey Blue! I got you a girlfriend! And a girl for your girlfriend-  and you can go home."

Holy Week Wooohhh

  Not looking forward to it but I wish you guys a great and awesome loooong weekend.

Awkward Turtle

FALSE ALARM!!!

So, Won Bin isn't getting married isn't getting married after all...

It was an April Fools joke! Damn it! Someone hacked into a entertainment news website in Korea and created the post which caused a really big stir...

OMGOMGOMGWTFWTFOMGWTFOMGOMGWTFWTFWTFOMGWTFOMGOMGWTF!!!! How can someone play such a horrible joke on me?! Sigh. Whatev's!

THANK GOD IT'S A JOKE.

I STILL HAVE MY HUSBAND BACK!!!

Happy,
Otter

Otter Is Heartbroken

Won Bin (one of my favorite actors) is getting married on April 31st, 2012! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP! HOLY FIGGING CHEESUS! I know that he's already in his early 30's but still!

WE WERE SUPPOSE TO GET MARRIED!

Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh!

I'm going to stuff myself with this large tub of ice cream as my heart screams in agony that I lost another perfect man in my life! S-freaking-IGH!

Heartbroken,
Otter

Baa Baa Black Sheep

  Severely procrastinating because I think I've got better things to do than make a term paper that I know my professor won't read or even bother to check for plagiarism because he's one of those teachers who just want one requirement after the other and that's just annoying.

 Then again, I do need to get the extra points. Oh Turtle, get a grip on yourself.

 It will be a lot of majors next term so I must get used to the fact my life will involve a lot of papers and reading. And more papers. And cramming stuff in my head.

 Meanwhile, my mom doesn't approve of gay rights or RH bill and my brothers are fond of making racist jokes and "what-are-women-doing-out-of-the-kitchen" jokes.

Go figure.

Awkward Turtle

General Conference!

So General Conference was awesome. Even though I didn't get the chance to go to Utah... I was still able to watch it online. And it was awesome. I liked all the talks that were given and I loved the choir and while I was watching... Guess who I saw?

David Archuleta! LOLOLOL.

Yes, if you didn't know, he's Mormon. And he's finally going on a mission! This choir, filled with young men and women, are from the MTC in Provo, Utah (where Indigo is currently in too) and MTC is Missionary Training Center. Where potential Elders and Sisters are going to prepare themselves to head out and help spread the gospel of God. I don't know where David's going but to see him in the choir is good, exciting and awesome... I was shocked! I was like, "Wait. I know that guy. BUT WHERE?!" and then I remembered. How awesome is that? So he will soon be serving his two-year mission! Yay!

I don't think I can make it to the next General Conference this year... Sad. I was hoping to go to this year's one because I know I won't make it to the one that will happen in six months. (General Conference is twice a year) but one day, I'll do it. :)

Ron Paul's a Gentleman.

Another reason why I love him.

Teehee,
Otter

PWNED by Ron Paul

Damn it, I love this man!



Please. This is the reason why I didn't like Senator McCain. He's just probably as dumb as Bush. "well obviously, we'd like to see more sunshine."- Oh God, how can I be unemployed and this fucking retard is a fucking senator? Excuse me while I unfold this map to find out what universe I'm in.

"Q: If you were president, what would be your strategy to end the war in Iraq? Ron Paul: Just come home."

Santorum= Scum

I will sum up this blog post with one of the top comments for this video:

This man represents everything our country has been trying to move away from.

Reasons Why CNN and Fox are Losing Viewership.

Exhibit A:



Fuck you CNN. No wonder you're losing viewership by 50%. Fox has lost viewership by 17%.

HA.

Technical difficulties my ass.

On the bright side, Ron Paul manages to bring him back to the limelight to finish his statement on why he approves of Ron Paul's foreign policy.






Exhibit B:



Another solid yet delightful evidence of media bias as this certain Dana Bash expresses concern over Ron Paul's success.

On the flip side, she is OWNED by several of Ron Paul's supporters. And this video shows just a handful of them.



When is this obsession of mine gonna die down.

And the other main reasons why media is losing viewership: the fact that they didn't cover the gay rights protest and Occupy Wall St, which are the actual, relevant issues at present for any American.

Awkward Turtle