Cootie No Patootie.

LOLOLOLOLOL! Oh Turtle, indeed you are the new plus one of an upcoming wedding but I think Pucca asked you - not only because he likes you and that is getting more obvious by the blog - but maybe, juuuust maybe he asked you so he can see you in formal attire.

Even though some think you're crazy for accepting... I think it's genius because yes, it is in Tagaytay but most importantly, free food. "Free + food = FREE FOOD" is probably the best math equation known to man. So I salute you. OHMYGOD, SO LUCKY! FREE WEDDING FOOD!

But no matter what you do... Don't kiss him.

Cootie shots these days are expensive.

Love,
Otter