Since When Did I Call For A Trainer?

Blue Fox: Did you do 50-50 yesterday?
Otter: Yes. I did 15-15-10-10 sit-ups but for push ups, I couldn't do it straight. I have to work on that.
Blue Fox: Mmm, yeah. Today, do 15-20-20 push ups, then 55 sit-ups. And... I think you should run too when you're at the park.
Otter: Sigh. I know. I was just thinking the same thing.
Blue Fox: Does your back hurt?
Otter: No...
Blue Fox: Oh okay, good. Then you were probably doing sit-ups properly then.

Darn you, Blue Fox,
Otter

PS: I guess this is going to be regular if and when I live with Blue Fox. And this is what you get when you have an almost-boyfriend in the Army ROTC and to top it off, he's Korean. Korean's are hella determinated to be better and will make sure they do... What have I gotten myself into? (laughs)

Blue Fox and his Army bod.

Blue Fox: I have a picture that I want to send you but, um, it's... A little PG-13...
Otter: I'm over 13, for sure. What is it?
Blue Fox: I'm not sure if I should send it.
Otter: What is it?
Blue Fox: Ummmm. I don't know if I should... I'm a little embarrassed.
Otter: Why? Is it bad? Hmm. Send it to me.
Blue Fox: Fine. I'll send it when we hang up and sleep.
Otter: Fine.
(After an hour talking, Blue Fox sends me the picture via MMS)
- IT'S A PICTURE OF HIS BODY IN FRONT OF A MIRROR THE SAME DAY HE GOT A NEW HAIRCUT BY HIS ARMY ROTC FRIEND. WHY IS HE HALF NAKED?!
Blue Fox texts: Don't think about me too much.
Otter: (dies, giggles and ovaries about to explode and can no longer sleep for the next two hours)