Blue Fox: I have a picture that I want to send you but, um, it's... A little PG-13...
Otter: I'm over 13, for sure. What is it?
Blue Fox: I'm not sure if I should send it.
Otter: What is it?
Blue Fox: Ummmm. I don't know if I should... I'm a little embarrassed.
Otter: Why? Is it bad? Hmm. Send it to me.
Blue Fox: Fine. I'll send it when we hang up and sleep.
Otter: Fine.
(After an hour talking, Blue Fox sends me the picture via MMS)
- IT'S A PICTURE OF HIS BODY IN FRONT OF A MIRROR THE SAME DAY HE GOT A NEW HAIRCUT BY HIS ARMY ROTC FRIEND. WHY IS HE HALF NAKED?!
Blue Fox texts: Don't think about me too much.
Otter: (dies, giggles and ovaries about to explode and can no longer sleep for the next two hours)
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