Future Blue Otter-Foxes.

(Blue Fox and I are talking about adoption)
Blue Fox: Have you ever thought of having babies with me?
Otter: Hmmmm. No.
Blue Fox: Really? Are you sure? Are you lying?
Otter: (laughs) Yeah. I am. I thought it about it once. No. Twice.
Blue Fox: Ooooh. (laughs)
Otter: Have you thought about having babies with me?!
Blue Fox: UMMMMMM... Let's change the subject now. How was your day?
Otter: Noooooo, you can't change the subject. Have you thought about having babies with me?
Blue Fox: My day was great. How was yours? Okay?
Otter: Blue Fox...
Blue Fox: I don't want to say. Because if I told you how many times I thought about it, you're going to think about it and it'll be bad...
Otter: Tell me!
Blue Fox: (sigh~) 14.
Otter: 14?!?!? Are you serious?
Blue Fox: Mhmm. 14.
Otter: Wow...
Blue Fox: How does that make you feel?
Otter: (long pause)
Blue Fox: ... Hello?
Otter: Let's have babies... NOW.
Blue Fox: (laughs out loud)
Blue Fox: What if I couldn't have babies? Like, there's something wrong with my body? Would you still be with me?
Otter: Of course~!
Blue Fox: But I know there's nothing wrong with my body. (laughs)
Otter: (laughs)
Blue Fox: I'm not sure if I could be with you if you couldn't give me babies because I want kids.
Otter: Whaaaat?!
Blue Fox: Just kidding. That's where we adopt. Or, find a way to make it work or something. But I know there's nothing wrong with your body so... It's fine, I'm not worried about you not giving me babies. (giggles)

You won't be able to resist,
Otter