I Regret Nothing.

I wonder if what I did today was a good thing.

I went to the UCR's Institute to meet up with the Elders to have our lesson. After our hour lesson, we departed and I walked to the University Village to stop by 7/11 because I wanted a drink and some beef jerky. I then went out to sit on the chairs outside 7/11 to call Mrs. Davis regarding if I can finally move into her place for the time being because I'm dropping off Emily at the airport tomorrow and she's going to be gone for three months and I'm definitely not staying at the apartment with just her boyfriend.

So, I called Mrs. Davis but she didn't answer so I had to leave a message, as I was waiting for the voicemail message to finish so I can leave one, this young black kid comes up to me...

Be Warned: You Will Rage

So I watched this video of a bus monitor woman named Karen and the kids she has to watch are so disrespectful that it's a damn shame they're alive. If they were my child, they would never be able to speak like that EVER... If they do, they will get beat! THE OLD FASHION WAY. This is why a lot of people hate America because of kids like these, even worse, their parents are the ones that made this happen. I would have loooooooooooooved to punch some sense into these kids!

To know that these kids are the generation after me is such a disgrace! It makes me sick to even hear kids talk like this... It's just a damn shame!

Ugh. I'd kill them if I could... And wouldn't get in trouble for it.

Future Blue Otter-Foxes.

(Blue Fox and I are talking about adoption)
Blue Fox: Have you ever thought of having babies with me?
Otter: Hmmmm. No.
Blue Fox: Really? Are you sure? Are you lying?
Otter: (laughs) Yeah. I am. I thought it about it once. No. Twice.
Blue Fox: Ooooh. (laughs)
Otter: Have you thought about having babies with me?!
Blue Fox: UMMMMMM... Let's change the subject now. How was your day?
Otter: Noooooo, you can't change the subject. Have you thought about having babies with me?
Blue Fox: My day was great. How was yours? Okay?
Otter: Blue Fox...
Blue Fox: I don't want to say. Because if I told you how many times I thought about it, you're going to think about it and it'll be bad...
Otter: Tell me!
Blue Fox: (sigh~) 14.
Otter: 14?!?!? Are you serious?
Blue Fox: Mhmm. 14.
Otter: Wow...
Blue Fox: How does that make you feel?
Otter: (long pause)
Blue Fox: ... Hello?
Otter: Let's have babies... NOW.
Blue Fox: (laughs out loud)
Blue Fox: What if I couldn't have babies? Like, there's something wrong with my body? Would you still be with me?
Otter: Of course~!
Blue Fox: But I know there's nothing wrong with my body. (laughs)
Otter: (laughs)
Blue Fox: I'm not sure if I could be with you if you couldn't give me babies because I want kids.
Otter: Whaaaat?!
Blue Fox: Just kidding. That's where we adopt. Or, find a way to make it work or something. But I know there's nothing wrong with your body so... It's fine, I'm not worried about you not giving me babies. (giggles)

You won't be able to resist,
Otter

Otter and Devil Children.

I think kids are great. They're fun, innocent and very sweet... But sadly, their cuteness expires when they reach about seven or eight. And then that's when they become the worst shitty little people you would ever have to babysit. (chokes child like Homer on Bart) D:<

One annoyed babysitter,
Otter