Blue Fox and My Lovely Trap

Blue Fox's roommates are causing chaos because they want to invite a lot of people to watch the super bowl with them? Lol. And knowing Blue Fox, he doesn't watch sports on tv so he didn't want to go but, they wanted him to come along and some people said that they won't go if he doesn't... And his roommates were talking about drinks (even though they know Blue Fox doesn't drink) and they started cursing and you could hear Blue Fox say, "Hey hey hey~ Watch the language. I'm on the phone with a girl." Awwwwwwww! And then I told him to tell his roommate that I want to come, he told his roommate and he said, "Great! The more, the better" and then Blue Fox talks about them going to the liquor store and buying White Russian and Vodka. I told Blue Fox, "Alright. I'll be there in 30 minutes." and he said, in front of his roommates, "Okay. See you in 30."

We both laughed because... I'm about four hours away... By plane. LOL!

After 30 minutes of going on a raid for more people, Blue Fox ditched his roommates and they called him asking him where he went and he told them, "I went to go see a girl." Awwwwwwww! And ended up in his apartment all alone, on the phone with me until he had to sleep for his PT tomorrow and a swim-test.

Blue Fox: Would you be angry at me if I woke you up at 3 in the morning just to ask for a kiss?
Otter: No. I wouldn't. I'd be more than willing to give you a kiss at 3 in the morning.
Blue Fox: (stunned) Reeeeeeaallllyyyy?!
Otter: Yeah, why? You could just wake me up and say, "Otter. Wake up." and I'd be like, "Why? What's wrong?" and you can just say, "I want a kiss." and I'll be like, "Oh okay." then I'll kiss you and go back to sleep.
Blue Fox: (laughs) Noooooo~ Don't say that!
Otter: Why? It's true.
Blue Fox: Don't say that because it makes me want you even moooooooore than I do now! Hmmm. What if I woke you up every hour, asking for a kiss, would you be mad?
Otter: Would I be mad? Probably after the fifth one.
Blue Fox: (laughs) Really?
Otter: Mhmm. Really. I might end up pretending that I didn't hear you or pretend to sleep walk to the living room and sleep on the couch.
Blue Fox: (laughs) Whaaaaaat. What if I slept on the couch with you?
Otter: If you asked me for a kiss again on the couch, I'll pretend to sleep walk back into the bedroom.
Blue Fox: You know what I'd do? I'd carry you back into the bedroom. And then hold you down so you won't sleep walk.
Otter: Mmmmmm...
Blue Fox: How does that make you feel?
Otter: Makes me feel good.
Blue Fox: Would you mind if I held you down?
Otter: Nope. I wouldn't mind.
Blue Fox: Are you sure?
Otter: Mhmm. Yes. Because now... I have you fall into my trap and I can finally say, "Got'cha!" while you hold me down.
Blue Fox: (Laughs out loud) ... Did you eat dinner?
Otter: Yeah.
Blue Fox: What?
Otter: The Quaker white cheddar rice cake cracker things, a banana and soy milk.
Blue Fox: What's wrong with you? (laughs) That's not dinner.
Otter: There's nothing to cook. It's all microwavable foods... And I don't like it. It's unhealthy. I want to be able to cook my own dinner. Sigh. Would you cook for me?
Blue Fox: (joking) Pff, no. You can cook your own dinner.
Otter: (laughs) Fine, fine. I'll cook myself.
Blue Fox: (laughs) Noooooo, I'm just kidding. Of course I'll cook for you. You can wake me up at 3 in the morning, asking me to cook for you and I'll say, "..................... Okay."
Otter: Really?!
Blue Fox: Yes. Just for you. If it were to be anyone else, I'd be like, "...... No." but for you, I will.
Otter: What if I fell asleep while you were cooking?
Blue Fox: Well, I'm not going to have it go to waste so I'd have to wake you up so you can eat it. Actually, I'll eat it with you and I'll feed you if I have to.
Otter: (dies) Ohmygod. That... That would be nice. I'm coming over right now!

Let's get married right now,
Otter