Workout Plan with Blue Fox

Blue Fox: What are you doing?
Otter: I just got out of the shower, now I'm putting on lotion and watching MIB (Men In Black).
Blue Fox: Oooh, mmmm. Is your hair wet?
Otter: Yes. Haha. You wanna dry it for me?
Blue Fox: Ahrrg~ I want to so so so so so bad! And... I wanna lotion you.
Otter: (LAUGHS) WHAAAAAAT? (shy)
Blue Fox: What? It's only your legs, arms and your neck, right?
Otter: No. I lotion my whole body. (laughs)
Blue Fox: (shocked) Whaaaaaaaat~ That's... Interesting.
(30 minutes of random-nonsense talking)
Blue Fox: You know when you're watching tv... You can do sit ups and push ups.
Otter: Mhmm, right.
Blue Fox: Did you do it?
Otter: Yeah, before you called me earlier and it's the reason why I showered.
Blue Fox: Ooooooooo... How many sit ups?
Otter: 45.
Blue Fox: At once or...
Otter: Every 15, I take less than a minute break.
Blue Fox: Oooh, how about push ups?
Otter: 35.
Blue Fox: That's got to change.
Otter: Oooh dear. I know.
Blue Fox: After we get off the phone, I want you to do another 45 nd 35. I can do 300 in one sitting. And you do it while your watching tv, just hook your feet under the couch and just... Do it.
Otter: But Blue Foxxxxx~ I just showered! I'm going to get sweaty again.
Blue Fox: Is that bad?
Otter: Yes. I can't sleep sweaty.
Blue Fox: YOU CAN'T?!
Otter: No, I can't. I'll feel very uncomfortable...
Blue Fox: When you come here, I'm going to make you sleep sweaty.
Otter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Blue Fox: (laughs) I will. You won't be able to resist me. But do the same amount of push ups and sit ups again... Oh, and when you come here, I wanna spot you. And for every 10 you do, I'll give you a kiss.
Otter: Oooooooor... Something even better! Like... For every one sit up, I get a kiss.
Blue Fox: Oooooh dear. When you said that, I have this feeling that I can't explain but it makes me bite my lip and hug this blanket of mine.
Otter: Mmmmmm, got'cha~ Wink. (laughs)
Blue Fox: (laughs)

- Apparently, if and when I move in with Blue Fox... He said that he wants to play sports and work out with me. OH DEAR. I need to work out double time!

I better prepare pysically,
Otter