Farmers Tan and Otter

During my stay in Baguio, going to La Union to visit the beaches that Brother Otter and I use to go to... I realized that being under the sun was a horrible idea because just walking to the beaches, gave me the most horrible farmers tan you can imagine. First off, my skin whiter than cooked rice and sometimes comes off as pasty or the color of white glue. Since I wore I shirt to begin with, only my forearms were exposed! So now, my whooooole body is still rice-white... But only my forearms are dark like tree bark! Sigh. I guess this means that I have to hibernate away from the sun for a few months now.