Gifts with Brother Otter

- Shopping for Brother Otter's girlfriend -
Brother Otter: I think she'll like the two Coach bags and Chanel bag...
Otter: I think she will.
Brother Otter: She better. I don't care if she doesn't like these two Coach wallets, she can give them away but she has to like the bags. It's meant for her.
Otter: (Thinks: Awwwwwwwwwww) Yeah...
- Shops more in native gifts -
Otter: OH! Look! Those Baguio-handmade gifts!
Brother Otter: Aw man! Yeah~ Let's get her this! (A Penis-keychain)
Otter: Ew. Why? She'd be like, "Wtf?"
Brother Otter: Yeah, but... It's funny, she'll put it with her car keys and look stupid. (laughs)
Otter: (laughs) A penis that says "Baguio City"?
Brother Otter: Yeah, and I have to check if it's all spelled right. I'll get three; one for her and her two sisters. One is actually pregnant so I think this will be a nice gift for her.
- Pays for our keychains; goes next to the store next door -
Brother Otter and I: (walks around)
Brother Otter: Miss, how much is this? (points at a 'longer' penis keychain) Why is it more expensive compared to the one next door?
Lady: Because you can get whatever you want to write on it.
Brother Otter and I: (laughs)
Otter: Anything?! Uh-oh!
Brother Otter: Write your name and phone number.
Otter: (laughs) Or, "Always and forever"
Brother Otter: You + Me = Love. OH, but if I got it for my girlfriend, it would say, "You + Me = Zach" (son)
Otter: (laughs) Very sweet, almost romantic.