Osama Bin Laden: DEAD

Otter: Osama Bin Laden's dead...
Mom: Yeah, I heard. How?
Otter: I don't know, he probably died of old age or some sickness.
Mom: Yeah, he has been battling some kidney thing.
Otter: See, it's sad that he died of a sickness and not our fighting.
Mom: Did they say how he died already?
Otter: No, they just said they found his body somewhere...
Mom: Hahahahaha, oh. He forgot to breathe?
Otter: (LOLING)
(watching some more 'breaking news' about Osama Bin Laden)
Otter: Cholera! He died of cholera?! WHAT?!
Mom: Ah... I see. That's common in Pakistan.
Otter: (LOLING) He died by a tiny mosquito.

** Yes, I am aware that he was killed by US Forces at his house. This was before they had any updates about it. Now that it has been updated...

Mom: He was killed by US Forces at his house. Osama was chilling at his house pala... Tangengot!

- After almost 10 years, constant planning and sending in so many soldiers to fight this war is finally over. I'm upset that it took so long, losing hundreds of thousands of young men and women who risked their lives to make the United States safe for everyone else. I lost some friends, my father lost some friends and battle buddies. we give them our thanks and prayers in honor of their brave hearts. I'm officially enlisted in the US Air Force, as a DEPPER, I'm ready for training, I'm ready for tech school, I'm ready to live my life in the Air Force and make a career out of it and I am aware of what is to come, and I'm ready. I'm a fighter, I'm strong and I got the wings of the Air Force. We (all military branches) will keep fighting for the safety of the United States and our families... Even though justice has been done, we will relentlessly keep striving for a more safer place, prevent even more disasters such as 9/11 and killing more innocent and brave soldiers and keep standing up to make peace with other countries and make the world a better place. We will do our best to mend what we can, fix what can be fixed and help those who need our help for peace with one another. One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Signing off,
Otter