My lovely nephew, Zach.

So I have six days left until I leave and mother's been telling me that before I work, I should go to Canada and visit grandmother because apparently, she's hating Canada again. According to mother, mema is being a bitch. (LAUGHS) But I wouldn't mind. I've been missing Canada for a while too and I'm already missing Brother Otter and I haven't seen his girlfriend in a while~ She's so cool though. And she can't watch any scary shows without me; shows like The Haunting and Ghost Lab. UHG, SUCH GOOD SHOWS. (laughs)

And of course, my nephew Zach!

LOL, Brother Otter and Zach.

LMAO! Zach on the ride... That hasn't started yet.

Ohhhman, just wait until he's at least 14. Brother Otter and I are going to have so much fun! We will teach him the ways of rollercoasters and other fast rides. Grow up well, baby Zach!

"Am I allowed in?... I don't want to look."

LOOK, LOOK, LOOK! IT'S THE BACKPACK FROM DORA THE EXPLORER THAT I BOUGHT HIM! I see that he's really liking it. (chuckles)

Happy Canada Day! I love you. Can't wait to see you!

Is it normal for me to be jealous of my own nephew's curly hair?

He got a new drum set! He must practice on the little drums before he enters into Brother Otter and I's rock band. Just wait and practice a little more, youngin'. You must rock before you roll.

LOL. He said to Brother Otter, "Daddy. I hurt my legs." and applied bandages to the affected area... However, Zach. Why is there a bandaid on your forehead? LOL. Dorkiness runs in the family, I suppose.

So there you have it folks; my nephew. My number one, all-time love, nephew. I know he's the second greatest thing that has ever happened to Brother Otter (first being him meeting his girlfriend; the mother of Zach) and I know that they'll be a wonderful family... Now, Brother Otter. Marry her already and give me another child to take care of. I'd like a boy but I'm sure your girlfriend wants a girl. But either way, give me one more. Thanks!

Sincerely, 

Otter