Panda, Noses and Ratios.

OMG, TURTLE. I WAS HOLDING MY BREATH WHILE READING YOUR PANDA STORY!

Congratulations on finishing your midterms and all the things that have been keeping you busy! You deserve a break even if it's a short one but seeing that you got a little something something from Panda, I think the excitement of your break has started!

Panda sounds so perfect~ And I lol'd at his drunk story. I giggled at the fact that he gave you a bear hug and I held my breath when he gave a kiss on the cheek. GAH!!! I think you guys need to hook up NOW. I want tons of godchildren from you and I want his genes in the mix... He's tall and huggable and he seems to have manners. Did he smell nice when you hugged him? And while we're on the topic of attributes, how is his nose?

LOL, yes. I have the same problem to. The nose needs to fit the face as well. It all needs to be of equal ratio... The mouth-face ratio cannot be too off, the nose-face ratio has to compliment each other and the eyes and face ratio needs to be appealing too. See, it all needs to fit.

I had a friend who was being introduced to a girl and apparently, we were told - yes, when I mean 'we', I mean him and I - that the girl was pretty. Since I'm very protective of - hmmm, let's call him PB - I'm very protective of PB because he's everything to me and if I'm going to send him off to a girl, that girl has to be hella badass with killer looks and a genuis brain that makes all human life form pitty itself. So when he finally met the girl, he freaked out and when I mean 'freak out' I mean, really freaked out in the inside because he didn't want to be rude to her in person. But let's jut say that she had the old-school Jewish nose... I'm not being mean to Jewish people but you have to admit, they didn't have great noses back in the day. It was similar to a nose of a Halloween witch and I'm not exaggerating either... I mean, the girl was pretty. She has nice green eyes, she had nice hair, her lips were fine and she had a nice, perfect and straight smile and she seemed to be in shape, she wasn't big or too thin but it wasn't to die for... BUT DEAR GOD, HER NOSE WAS HORRIBLE. Even if she got it fixed, chances are the children might get it and a 50/50 chance is all you need to say no. So, he didn't date her... PB didn't even keep in contact with her. LOL. That's how much it freaked him out.

Laughing,
Otter