My first DEP meeting was on Saturday and it was scheduled at 9am.
Me: Are you free to drive me at 9am to a DEP meeting?
German: I can't. My license expired~ I have to renew it on Monday. Unless I drive like an illegal Mexican immigrant.
Me: Hmmmm... Would you like to be an illegal Mexican immigrant for a day?
So sadly, my neighbor couldn't drive me because his license expired.
So I called my recruiter and told her if I could reschedule (obviously not) and that my ride bailed (kinda) and so she called one of the DEP-pers to come pick me up. His name is Scott. Who drives a red Jeep. And inside smells like gym socks and sweat and dog. However, since I grew up around guys, that doesn't phase me. Although it did have some umph to it. (Gross)
I found out that Scott has been on DEP for two months now and I'm barely two days in but we arrive at the recruiters office and guess what I found out?
Everyone inside the office (and I mean the people that showed up for the DEP call) ARE ALL GUYS. Not a single girl (other than myself) is in there. I AM THE ONLY GIRL. Sadly, there aren't any cute guys. Except one black guy but he's short. But I guess that will be my eye-candy for the moment.
And surprise, surprise~ We had a test! Obviously I didn't get the packet because I'm two days in and Ssgt. Fears didn't send me the packet via email but I had to take the test anyways. And I failed miserably. 14 questions wrong out of 20. YEAH, FAILS.
But surprisingly, I wasn't the one that did the worst! HAHA. Some were two points more than I was and more. And we're told for every question that you get wrong equals to five push-ups! Since I got 14 wrong, I had to do 70. (No biggie, I can do it.) so everyone had to line up in front of the office, and do push ups. Sigh. Lol.
THE BEST PART is the last three who did the absolute worst had to go to the Marines Corps office, stand in a line and sing to "I'm A Barbie Girl" with some dance moves of their own. LMAO! I love it. I was hoping that the majority of the votes would go to "Big Girls Don't Cry" but I guess Barbies seem more appealing and we had to really embarrass them for the Marines.
NOW I NEED TO STUDY and amp up the work outs. Since I'm working with mostly guys, I don't want to look like a pansy. -_- but I am excited for March 3's hiking trip! :)
Trying to un-pansy myself,
Otter
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