In which Derp is really, really, really tipsy.

 God I swear, Derp drunk-texting is friggin' hilarious.

Since I couldn't make it to Dork's graduation dinner, I just killed time by catching up on some schoolwork and listening to a lot of Spanish language podcasts. Then the odd texts started coming:

Derp: You know wha I like best about vodka? It makes my floor into comfortable. :))

Me: Lol you drunk XD

Me: Take it easy on the vodka dude. XD

Derp: No you! Dork is sharing glass with Charlie. Wina sharing glass with Kev. I have no one to share glass with. :(


Um okaaaaaaaay.

Lonely Derp is lonely hahahahaha,
Awkward Turtle