God I swear, Derp drunk-texting is friggin' hilarious.
Since I couldn't make it to Dork's graduation dinner, I just killed time by catching up on some schoolwork and listening to a lot of Spanish language podcasts. Then the odd texts started coming:
Derp: You know wha I like best about vodka? It makes my floor into comfortable. :))
Me: Lol you drunk XD
Me: Take it easy on the vodka dude. XD
Derp: No you! Dork is sharing glass with Charlie. Wina sharing glass with Kev. I have no one to share glass with. :(
Um okaaaaaaaay.
Lonely Derp is lonely hahahahaha,
Awkward Turtle
WHAT IS THIS WHY SO CUTE
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Derp the unicycle. XD LOLZ
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