Toilets Are Not My Hobby.

Me: Sorry, our toilet's a little noisy...
Licorice: Yeah, a bit. It's a little annoying.
Me: We tried to have someone fix it yesterday but they didn't come.
Licorice: Let me check it.
(Tries to take a look...)
Licorice: Yeeeeah, I don't know.
Me: HAHA, it's alright.
Licorice: (lays down)
Me: You know, I think our toilet's like a self-flushing toilet.
Licorice: Haha, what? Why?
Me: Because yesterday, I took one square of toilet paper and threw it in the toilet. Two minutes later, it's gone. And you can see the running water push the toilet paper to the back and it's like flushing without really flushing!
Licorice: (laughs out loud)
Me: Don't laugh! It's not like I do this as a hobby! I was just checking the toilet!
Licorice: (laughs out loud)
Me: What's so funny?!
Licorice: Just the way you said it... (laughs)