Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Hot Stud-Muffin? Mmmm, please.

Turtle, we both said our goodbyes but I was shock to see you say goodbye to Panda! WHAAAAT! But tell me more about this... Hottie, you speak of. Mmmm, I want to hear more about this studmuffin baked from the oven of Perfection.

Even though you feel that this is not you, it's normal. You have hormones, you're stress from school and yes, you and I are hitting our quarter-midlife crisis... And then, BAM. A hottie shows up in front of you with such qualities that make you doubt the world who created such... Beauty. Am I right? Hahahaha.

That's like Blue Fox... Kinda. Even though we both have the almost same taste in everything and we have so many things in common... I can't help but keep floating towards him. He may not be the most handsome guy in the world but he is kinda cute.

And right now, he's at his friends house playing poker and all the people there are his friends from high school. While he was driving, he was on the phone with me and even stayed on the phone with me while he went into his friends house... I heard chaos! Everyone was talking to him, saying that it's been a while and even hugging him. People were drinking and he said - to me - that some of them are already drunk and wild but it's okay because he doesn't drink anyways. OMG, HE DOESN'T DRINK. HOLY STROMBOLI! HE DOESN'T DRINK! YES! So he stayed on the phone with me, talking to me while people are being wild and one of his friends said that he wanted to talk to me on the phone... This is how it went:

Drunk Friend: Lemme talk on the phone~ Let me talk to who you're talking to!
Blue Fox: No. You're not talking to her.
Otter: (flattered so much that my face is blushing)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, HE'S SO... GAH! MAKES ME WANT TO HUG HIM TO PIECES! And when he started to play, we would text often and when they took a break... Most of the people left to get some stuff, and Blue Fox and a few friends were left at the house, watching commercials. Blue Fox decided to call me... And we talked again. Omg, omgomgomgomg, I'm... GAH, I'm feeling so... I don't know. I sometimes find myself smiling uncontrolably...

Blue Fox: My friend Brad wants to talk to you...
Otter: Really?
Brad: Who are you talking to?
Blue Fox: Who am I talking to? I'm talking to Otter.
Brad: Say hi for me...
Blue Fox: He says hi.
Otter: Tell him I said "hi" too.
Blue Fox: She says hi.
Brad: How is... She?
Blue Fox: He's asking how you're doing.
Otter: Tell him I'm fine.
Blue Fox: She says she's fine.
(minutes later)
Blue Fox: So you're watching the show?
Otter: Yes, I haven't seen most of the episodes actually. Only four.
Blue Fox: Out of more than 10.
Otter: Yeah, I'm watching it right now.
Blue Fox: Oh, are you busy? Am I interupting you?
Otter: Oh no you're not! It's totally fine.
Blue Fox: Good, because I wasn't going to hang up anyways. (laughs)
Otter: (laughs)
(pause)
Otter: Do you think you'd be able to live like a blind person?
Blue Fox: Like, right now? Or am I born with it?
Otter: Right now. As in, right this second... It all goes POOF. Blind. Will you live?
Blue Fox: Do I have special powers too? Or am I completely blind.
Otter: Completely blind.
Blue Fox: Well, that's fine. I have my friends to drop me home.
Otter: HAHAHA, what?! Noooo, like, live for the rest of your life.
Blue Fox: OH. Hahahaha. Yeah, I can. I'd be limited like I can't play sports, which I love, but I'll be able to live... How about you? Do you think you'd be able to live blind?
Otter: Haha, well. I'll surely be able to live, but I wouldn't be able to get around like I do.
Blue Fox: Would you ever date a blind person? Wait, I already know what you're going to say but I want to hear your answer anyways.
Otter: Hahaha, um. I think so. I think I would. As long as they can still hear me, feel where I am... Then that's totally fine. Being blind wouln't be a problem.
Blue Fox: Really? Then I must be blind right now! Hey! Does anyone have pepper spray? I NEED IT RIGHT NOW!
Otter: (laughs out loud)

(new conversation)
Blue Fox: (explains something about Poker) What's your favorite number?
Otter: Eight.
Blue Fox: Eight?!?!?!?!?!
Otter: Mhmm!
Friend: She's a keeper.
Blue Fox: She's a keeper? Hahahaha, I don't even know what that means.
Friend: Keeper.
Otter: I'm a keeper?
Blue Fox: Yeah, he says you're a keeper.
Otter: Is that another poker slang?
Blue Fox: (laughs) Noooo. Because when I play poker, if my cards are eight, I use them all the time and win (something something) and eight is my favorite number.
Otter: EIGHT IF YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER TOO?! THAT'S INSANE!
Blue Fox: I know, that's what I was thinking too!

Giggly Again,
Otter

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