Otter: I have to brush my teeth... (starts brushing teeth)
Blue Fox: You should get everything teal. Teal toothbrush, teal toothpaste, teal clothes...
Otter: Will my teeth turn teal if my toothpaste is teal?
Blue Fox: Yes. It'll effect your smile but you'll still be good. OH, you should get a teal car. A TEAL MONSTER TRUCK... Yeeeeahhh...
Otter: I was thinking of getting a teal electric car.
Blue Fox: A WHAT?!
Otter: ... An electric car.
Blue Fox: You have bad taste in cars.
Otter: I'm not getting it in real life! I'm only getting it because it's teal.
Blue Fox: Why?
Otter: Because it only has three seats.
Blue Fox: So? Who else are you going to be driving around? Besides you and I?
Otter: Soonja. (Blue Fox's female pitbull)
Blue Fox: Aww, but we can stick her in the trunk.
Otter: Noooooo~ You keep her in a cage at night, that's enough for her. She gets the backseat to herself, with a pup-seatbelt.
Blue Fox: They have those?! Hmm. But I want her to stick her head out with her tongue out like "ehhhhh~"
Otter: That's fine...
Blue Fox: So, in your car, it's you, me and Soonja... Nice.
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