You Are My Electron.

(Blue Fox thought I was a right-handed person)
Otter: Nope, I'm left-handed!
Blue Fox: That's so attractive that you are left handed.
Otter: (laughs)
Blue Fox: Disregard my last message.
Otter: (laughs)
Blue Fox: I'm minus, you're positive. Like if I'm a fat kid, you're ice cream.
Otter: We are like electrons and protons in a neutral atom. :)
Blue Fox: I want to be in an unstable atom. So we could create fireworks.
Otter: (LAUGHS)
Blue Fox: I don't know what that meant. Disregard that one because it's deep and makes me sound too sentimental.