Ze Evil Diet and Tactless Turtle

 Mashitta with Godmother, Isaw and Derp.

 Godmother told us about her odd cousin who would dangle the family dog at the balcony of their two-storey house and how her cousin's snack was composed of jell-o, coke, sugar, another heaping serving of sugar, and sugar cubes.

Isaw's comment: That's the diet of the evil people!

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 After attending the Hunger Games symposium, Derp, Dork, Charlie and I proceeded to Nomi to have our fill of awesome burgers. For some reason, our conversation turned to how things that tick you off about other people is actually a reflection of things you don't like seeing in yourself. So Charlie had Derp identify one positive trait and one negative trait from me.

Positive trait: Funny
Negative trait: Tactless

 I laughed when I heard the negative one because LOLOLOL, it's such an old issue with me.
GOOD GOD I have a long, awkward history with my tactlessness and it's still catching up with me 'til now.

I've been announced slow. Dense. Insensitive. Tactless.

Well guys, in case I come off tactless sometimes, I'd like to tell you now that it's usually unintentional because I have this unusually straightforward approach to things. As for being dense (usual complaint of guys when I don't realize they like me that way LOL), it's because I hate assuming things. Also, I am generally friendly so sometimes my friendliness rubs off to some as- I dunno- signals?- Which I find a bit pretentious on the other party.

What to do with myself,

Awkward Turtle