Lame Auditions.

(Fishy Recruiters) That's lame! Ohmygod, if they were telling me those things, I would have been like, "I'M CALLING THE POLICE ON YA' ASSES!" lol. They were probably a freaky I-want-a-three-some couple if they were like that. Or, they were trying to recruit you to become apart of their underground brothel. O_O

There was a time I was going to an audition to get a part for this spring runway event thing-y and I was at the best shape of my life; 5'3" 110lbs. PERFECT. And so I thought when I was going to this audition, I would have at least gotten the chance to go for a second audition but this lady was looking at all of us and was picking people from left and right. "Petite Sizes" and "Plus Sizes" or what it looked like in my eyes, match sticks and pork thighs. But I was in the middle. I wasn't petite nor was I porky.

* Just to ease your minds, I don't discriminate sizes, but that's how I saw it. Girls were anorexic or girls were like 'daaaaaayumn' big.

So it was me and some flanky chicks and I was wondering why I wasn't picked but I was being a good sport and letting it go because I knew there would have been a ton of people who might want me. So, I let it go. Five minutes later, the lady calls me out and I'm thinking, "Ohmygod, did I get picked?!" and she says, "We like your face because you look Chinese-Japanese but..." and I'm like waiting for her to continue but she just stared at the paper she was writing on and I continue for her, "But...?" and then she continued, "But... You don't fit in the category of the runway event." and I'm thinking, "Are you serious?" but I tell her that I understand and that I'm not too upset about it but then she said, "We want to put you in but we're not sure if you could fit in our petite category..." and I look at the girls in the petite side and I'm thinking to myself like, "Definitely NOT." then she hit me with something else; "Do you think you can lose weight to fit into that category in three months time?" and I look at her like, "These girls' arms are the size of my arms when I was 10!" but I tried to play it cool and I told her, "I don't think it'd be right for me to lose anymore weight because I'm at the size I should be and I want to maintain the healthy image that's right for my body shape. I'm sorry but I'll have to decline." and she basically threw her hands up in the air as if I made a bad decision but I thanked all of them for their time and walked out.

But Turtle, what you went through was worst than mine. Yours was like, dangerous. Sigh. Some people.

Smh,
Otter